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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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