Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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