i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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