Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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