if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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