so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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