we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
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