The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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