Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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