At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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