at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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