Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
