I hate your face
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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