Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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