hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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