She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
