I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Randomize
