Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
This show inspires me to have sex in space
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
i now understand why vodka
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Randomize