I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Randomize
