I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
My bed smells like the plague
I deserve this hangover.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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