she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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