the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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