I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
vagina is talking i cant
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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