do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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