Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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