i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Randomize
