He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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