Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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