Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
how does that bad decision feel?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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