the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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