i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
