they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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