I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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