Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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