I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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