Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
