my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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