and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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