somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Randomize
