i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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