whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Randomize
