I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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