Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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