That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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