That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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