i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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