so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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