She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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