I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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