I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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