Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize
